forgive me, pants, for i have sinned

31 Jul

july30_finnk_blain

Just as we were about to send six pairs of poo-catcher troo-sers  to the free store (more on that stroke of genius soon), fate intervened. In the form of the latest collection from blaintechnologie, by Leipzig-born Alexandra Kiesel and Japan’s Aya Kikutani. Droopy crotch unflattering? Who said? The range notes mention ‘prothesises otherwise invisible to our bodies and souls …’ After a wine or two we might agree. But we’re thinking otherwise glaringly obvious results of too much cake. Oh, these pants are magic. Now we’re off to the free store – with four pairs of skinny jeans.

pictures http://annekathrinschuhmann.de/

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2 Responses to “forgive me, pants, for i have sinned”

  1. Cal August 2, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    It’s a tricky subject. The poo catching pants are one of the most unattractive pieces of fashion ever created. They make women look or appear to be on the edge of incontenence. I’ve seen girls getting sweaty on the over crowded S Bahn in the last few weeks walking off the train with a rather odd wet pattern on their behind and legs. It also appears as though there would be enough space in there for a nappy. What a waste of material when one thinks about the cost to the environment never mind the hidden shame of someone laughing behind your back as you struggle through the city. Why not consider the comeback of Jodhpurs?

  2. Designer Store August 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm #

    I’m glad to have visited your blog and good to know you! I find it interesting and informative.

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